Thursday, September 15, 2011

The week for celeb sightings I guess

Last night I saw Celine Dion walking out of the Ritz on Central Park South. It was a relatively small crowd waiting to see her, but the security was ridiculous, and understandably so. When she walked out everyone pretty much rushed her.

The crowd was, however, really really strange. Usually the kind of people waiting around for a celeb are girls, tourists, and gay. This crowd was 95% men, and the kind you'd expect to stand in line to meet a line backer for the Steelers or something. It was bazaar. And there was one guy who seemed like he was homeless or crazy or both, but he had his poster of Celine, waiting to get an autograph. He started talking to me and saying, "Take steak." I was like, "Ummm, what?" And he kept saying it and finally this other dude was like, "He wants to take you out for steak." Oh. One of the hotel staff saw this guy and was like, "What are you doing here??" And looked like he was ready to escort him away, like he's always there hounding celebs or Celine has a restraining order against him or something.

This other random dude missing teeth rolled up on a little girl's bike, wearing nothing but the tiniest jorts I've ever seen and a pair of sneakers, and a weird hat. I swear I thought I saw something peeking out of those jorts. It was so weird! I didn't have my phone on me so I couldn't even take pictures.

I saw Celine for a minute. She seemed nice despite the freaks crowding her. I booked it out of there. It was seriously weird ya'll...

19 comments:

Katie said...

"Take steak" hahaha - what a bizarre story.

Elise said...

Best part of this post? "Tiny jorts." hahaa I busted up laughing when I first read it and am still giggling.

Audrey Leighton said...

haha what a bizarre pose- love me some celine dion

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Michelle said...

I have never heard of jorts. I have a fear they are like jeggings but with shorts? Either way... ewe. I wonder what Celine was thinking when she saw the crowd awaiting for her.

Kambria said...

Despite the odd circumstances I am SO JEALOUS. She is seriously my favorite. I think I might cry if I got to meet her lol which is saying a lot.

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Rod and Alex - aka: "Rolex" said...

Hahaha! This is hilarious! How utterly random! :)

Brooke said...

Thank goodness you didn't have your phone to take a picture of the guy in shorty shorts... GROSS!!!

Elise said...

Jorts so short they are confused as underwear: janties.

DebiHope54@gmail.com said...

Celine looks AMAZING!!!!!

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