Saturday, September 19, 2009

This is why I'm single

When I go home, or to Utah, or to Idaho, or really anywhere that involves talking with people I've known for years, the inevitable question always comes up, "Why aren't you married?"
This is why friends.  This is why.  When 150 single Mormons get together for a weekend away this is what happens (the girls aren't always innocent either.)  These guys can typically be seen photographed with peace-sign flashing, bleach blond haired, perfectly made up 24/7, 19 year old girls.
The pool of normal, single, non-DBs is very small.  Welcome to my world.

7 comments:

Turbo said...

Soooooo, what is the issue? Did you get some digits, or what? Hahahahah

Kate Kreider said...

Hahahahaha!!!!

nerak said...

wait, what particular weekend event was this one?

and honey, i'm soooo with you on this one. well said.

melissa said...

i want to barf

elise said...

wait, i still don't get why you are single. these guys are smokin' and any of them would be fine husband material.

Shannon "Fuller" Davis said...

my only question is what is the deal with that question in the first place? so bizarre. This pic is awesome though.

Trish @ Love, Laughter, Insanity said...

LOL--what the heck is "DB"?